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Jordan had many bad habits, he enjoyed biting his finger nails, however when he ran out of fingers he would then move on to his toe nails. He also liked to
sniff glue, which i told him not to, well not until after dinner anyway, because it would definately spoil his
appetite. He did not enjoy
eating steak and chips, but a nice pot of glue would do the trick. Oooh, and other sorts of solvents as well, like that
time you pushed me into the bike shelters at the back of the school field, you said to me "
that i could cut myself open if i won that game of 'your life or mine?' and in the end i won, so thanks to you i get to take my own pig's life and make a black pudding. You see what you have done?
