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Contrary to popular belief, cheese is actually made out soil, manure and
other unidentifiable animal wastes. It was perfect for
making apple pie and watching you
smear salad cream all over your eyes. My eyeballs went out of control: twsting and turning, i threw myself to the floor, rolling like a beast.
It growled, and got up. But i had to kill it. I got a stick, and hit it on the head, but instead of falling down, it grunted like
a suckling pig with a pointy stick shoved up its rectum. And if you don't watch out, the same thing could happen to you.
