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After coming back home from holiday, 3 days later he realised that he had forgotten to take his
temperature, and thus had missed the fact that it was rising to the point where spontaneous combustion was inevitable. Kawoof!
Call the fire department for
advice on my fire exits. It was really a ploy to get a few hunky firemen around my flat for a housewarming party. They arrived just in time for nibbles. The firemen were
on strike until the Government would give them a higher pay rise. But for now, they decided to watch houses burn until
we could take the cinders and make great charcoal sketches for profit.
