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Watch me closely! I, David Blame, will amaze you all! ... as I take this man's
live in my hands I promise at the earliest opportunity I will throw him off a high building and run off with all his
stock options and retire comfortably to Panama. But
before he could get to Panama, he was stopped while going througg airport security. They found 3 knives, a sharp toothbrush and a pair of tweezers within his
reach; carefully removing all the hairs from his
cheap toupee. We could not stop texting everyone about it.
