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I never knew how to
cook a coot, so I turned to the ancient cookbook I inherited from my great grandmother. I read: place the coot together with a brick in a pot, then boil
til the pot is dry. You should have
washed it under the tap before serving it with salad at you friends birthday lunch. But it was ok as
we understood the dilemma of trying to bury your head in the sand
. His head was in the sand so far that he sufficated in his own puke.
