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June 27 is the best day of the year cuz that's when I was born. It's also the day
I stuck my one-eyed cod in a watermelon and instantly began suffering from
myositis. It was excrutiating and invigorating and a little
intoxicating due to the
gas leak in the septic system running directly beneath the floor of the
shed. You may find a skeleton in that closet.
