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I had just finished my novel about how the french love to
shit in your purse and fuck your dog while you are
driving around, trying to pick up chicks with Craig T. Nelson. It's always a fun time because you know Craig will eventually say,
"It's my list. That's why it says 'Craig's List.'" That's where you find all sorts of good deals on
Swanson's Chicken Dinners and
leftovers from Lanny's Waffle House and Gas Bar.
