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Ethel's favourite garden gnome had a great big black moustache markered on his
anus. Most uncreative people would have put it on his upper lip....but we like the anus because
that's where God hid our fun-buttons! Then he told us not to touch our fun-buttons and
will only ignite our fire and turn us into the horniest beasts that you
had ever had to wrestle down in order to mount, but mount them you did and you were all the richer for it. Later, while smoking a cigarette, you reflected upon
a cold day in the sun by a lake near a river under a tree beside the one you love.
