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Santa Claus, crashed through the chimney, with a sac of angel dust. He snuffed and puffed till he blew his pants off, his dingaling started to ring. Rudolph suddenly appeared with a magnum of rum, and shits on the run. Santa was about to take a powder whe
n inhaled, has an astringent effect. It may cause cough or respiratory difficulties at high concentrations.
They would not be flying tonight, the dust had to settle first, and Blitzen was still bitchen over the visibility issue. Santa's nose now red; ordered Rudolph off the sled
- his red nose gave away the fact he had been drinking...No way was he putting the children at risk by driving with a polluted leader.
Polluting the air ways with his mighty farts, all the raindeers quit, except for Blitzen still bitchen over the fumes
and feeling slightly lopsided.
