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The prince announced that he and the princess were getting married. But then later that day, a dragon came and grabbed the princess.
This was met with cheers and jubilation from the peasants, who all thought she was a cruel and evil bitch and deserved to be grabbed. The princess
waited for the prince to come and rescue her.
Alas,he came on that all important white horse,and
black knight; who once was white himself until he ordered a tanning bed. But it was a haunted tanning bed that would
chase people and give them a nice bronzing once it caught up with them.
