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I once had a friend named Joe Bob Ado, he had an erectile disfunction problem so I would help him 3 times a week in getting a sample for the doctor
to make sure I didn't have 'The Syph'. When I started to go in the cup, the pee went all over the walls and
I thought maybe I had decorated too much. My gay neighbor came over to help
me pull my pants up. I had made a big mess. I was so embarrassed that he had to see me like that. He looked at me and smiled before he
called his boyfriend to tell him the news, I was going to be the mother of
my best friend's cousin's wife's sister. I couldn't believe what a small world it was. We chatted for what seemed like hours before he told me that he couldn't live another day without me. We eloped to Indonesia 3 days later.
