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What should I give the man who has everything? Penicillin?
and the movie "Clockwork Orange" to tame the beast
in a particularly inconspicuous manner. Nowhere was his pistola. The beast had to be
named Charlie, for the prophecy demanded that his name rhyme with 'Marley', which of course if Satan's favorite Charles Dickens' character. The beast also had to be
the itchiest creature on the planet so we decided to
form an Abba tribute band and disappear into the sunset to the sound of Dancing Queen.
