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I love muffins!! I love blueberry, chocolate chip, raisin bran, I just love muffins. I like to call them muffs cuz
a calling them fur burgers just isn't appropriate when you're a
one-legged mule in a room full of asses waiting for your chance to
shine, but while waiting, maybe you could
smack my ass...hard and call me your bitch. Yeah, you know how I like
it when you sprinkle cheese on my mashed potatoes you dirty girl you! Now come on over here and give daddy some lovin'! *he falls asleep before this can occur*
