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Being a mutant isn't as easy as it seems. People give me crap all the time because I have the power to
light an entire city, just by putting one wire between my teeth, another up my
gary glitter, I think thats how they say it in cockney rhyming slang
over and over. Just then, a monkey riding a zebra came knocking at the door. Realizing it was just
my cousin Larry. This wasn't really a good thing, unfortunately. Larry had this horrible habit of
eating cookies in bed. But I could have forgiven that, if it weren't for the fact that I was dead.
