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As a child the world seems like a wonderous adventure. You are oblivious to danger, as you have not yet seen the consequence of death. As a teenager, you see the world as a budding sexual adventure, you have not yet seen the consequence of V.D. As an a , which doesn't make sense cuz what would be an 'a' but I say it just the same. I'm crazy like that! I say stuff that just boggles your mind and stirs your underwear into a tight little knot. Once you unbunched it, you discovered the thong you had on was nothing more than a 10-foot Icelandic Christmas giant with a yule log so large you could have fit the Titanic inside of it. However, it wouldn't have won the guiness book of world records for the largest yule log, because that record was held by a gimpy old man with more gums than teeth. For a man his age, he had some major zing!
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532014194 587315630 I really liked this one...sorry about the grammer thing in the beginning...I am not used to staying up that late anymore....lol Mon, 03 Dec 07 07:15:32 PM
532014194 532014194 OMG Mon, 03 Dec 07 07:26:45 PM
532014194 587096070 Good one!!! Tue, 04 Dec 07 07:23:35 AM
532014194 840895219 Sherry's usually sawing yule logs at that hour? So to speak? Tue, 04 Dec 07 08:00:42 AM
532014194 813590353 good laugh on this one Fri, 07 Dec 07 05:44:49 PM
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