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If you know me so well, describe my life in three words.
I know it's odd I would sum up my life in 3 words but between the whores, std's and various sores I had no other choice. I mean when things have gone like this the only thing you can do is
spread the little hairs to the side and hope the curly bits don't get caught in your
ass. Cuz I heard that could happen if someone surprises you in the middle of
an avalanche much like the one that buried the little town of Sunnyvale in 10ft of snow. The entire town was never seen or heard from again. Some people say, that to this day and age, if you go walking in the mountains on a snowy evening, you will hear
the gentle rain of drunkards pee razing through the fallen blanket of white.
