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"Congratulations! You have successfully completed our program!" And online five-minute scam and I was well and truly caught with my pants down. Not to worry, a Smith&Wesson beats 4 Aces, even though a fifth ace beats a Smith&Wesson. A lot of people don't like it when you use five aces because firstly they do not exist in a pack of cards, secondly because you are a magician & you can conjure up that extra Ace..thirdly..Erm.. Coz you have big brown mesmorizing eyes you son of a gun! Tricks are all illusions or at least delusions of imitating pig flight--grasped with two hands underbelly and hoisted up and up and there are clouds and there is an Airbus A300--how did we get up here?
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