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Jerry Springer
and Robert Mugabe are coming to dinner;
worrying now about what to serve some third world dictator seemed the least of their concerns. Afterall, the CIA had planned to lace the entire meal with
pencil shavings and Aqua Dots. That would teach those bastards to
use Powerpoint for
presenting to the world his plan for dominating it. Just as he was saving the file and feeling great about it the battery in his Sony Vaio exploded and he burst into flames and later died in hospital.
