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Grandma got run over by a reindeer but Santa was steering, the sick prick. Don't go out walking on xmas eve cuz he'll get you. He's a crazy man, and I think it all stems from his
shoe fetish. Red pumps are his favourite but
really any heels are fine with
Percy but Perry is a stilletto man. Percy wears his hair in a tight bob while Perry likes his hair to
point straight up like Ed Grimely and strangely enough he also loves Pat Sajak and
melted Snickers bars.
