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Let me tell you a story about a fart, a matchstick, some donuts and a
rotary phone. MacGyver quickly rigged the phone to the matchsticks and stuck the whole rig to the door handle using a tube of Bucky's Glue. Then, he sat back, ate his donut and waited for
the preparation H to kick in and releive the
constant itch that had developed in
his nether-regions, and could only be smoothed by the application of a rare cream, developed by
the people who created Nutella. You guessed it....it was a "sticky" situation.
