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Step 1. Invest in heavy socks.
Step 2.
Find somthing hard to bite down on. Step 3.
Look up into my eyes. Step 4.
Close them, lean in and go for it. Plant a great big one right on my
10-foot Icelandic Christmas Giant with a Yule log the size of a row boat. He was named Svorgan and
he was a Swedish chef who said " Borsky, bort borsky " quite alot while chasing around a chicken and for some strange reason he was
