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Women everywhere lend me your ears, so I can bend them into heart felt auricles! Can you imagine having sex with an Neanderthal!?
That musn't be that different than with a gorilla.
At least with a gorilla, you know where you stand:
I stand on my balcony, screaming, "I want my
MTV!" which was odd because it wasn't the early-mid 80s anymore. Everyone laughed at how cleverly ironic a proclamation this was, and they all went back to massaging their pathetic hipster egos over their Starbucks coffees.
too presumptuous to be true...none accepting the fate. Still I cudnt determine my link to Starbucks coffee and the text above..:P
