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My testicles were swollen like a set of mountain
bikes, or roller blades. Anyone would appreciate those gifts, but I wanted her to, "ooohhhh and ahhhhh," so I put on the play vibrations ring and turned on
the chromatic I-tunes pitch tuning fork mode and awaited my first call of
the night. The phone rang. "Night Bitch," I answered. "D'you want a male or female, Do you want heads or
tails, cause either way I'm gonna kick you mother
fuckers to next Tuesday!
