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I've got a lovely bunch of coconut
flavoured condoms. He selected this flavour because
he has no taste. Period. What more can you say?
Particularly when the natives only speak Etruscan.
Where I am from only Klingon and Elvish are spoken. I live in an asylum ward... Are you Remus or Romulus?
Oh thy god Quirinus! Abduct thee into your halls of balls, I at your feet, your humble servant.
