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To me, the perfect life is sleeping in a hot tub
sounds delightful, I sleep on the keyboard, with letter impressions on my forehead!
It said TONY. Do you know why there were so many Italians named Tony in the 20th century? It was what they put on their foreheads on the ship, if they lost their ticket. It didn't say TONY; it said To N.Y. (To New York)... Well, that's what I heard when
John Wayne was in town.
Hold your horses boys
here comes Mighty Mouse!
