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I was giddy like a chickabiddy, and a kiddy with a booty
of enormous and splendid proportions, plundered from a band of no-good pirates in
the local pub drinking and singing songs about
christmas that were not for the easily offended. I never knew there were so many rude
people pushing and shoving their way around. When I finally got through the crowd....
stood in front off them and said 'I would like to announce that it was all just a dream, and you can all go home now"
