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I had a monkey called Lewis. I got him in
a head-lock over her bed!
But she was made of stern stuff, and this certainly wasn't going to slow her down. No way,
she was like a screen door on a submarine!
Which reminds me, you should never trust a submariner unless you know him really well, as sometimes they've been known to
pull down their pants and do the polka. But this time, they just bought novelty sunglasses.
