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At my aunt's birthday party, I was
so bored, I tried combing my hair with a potato peeler.
It's the classiest way to look
like a sultry secretary ready to
eat a HUGE hot dog. Then, Jimmy ran into the room with a
candlestick and struck Col. Mustard and killed him. He wouldn't be bossing them around anymore!
