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Front door slammed shut, "Welcome home" the voice murmured. Another night of horrors, as an ephermeral ghostly spirit appeared before me. You see I'm a ghost buster
, I even studied it for a number of years under the tutelage of Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd. With my PhD in Geistoclasty,
all tools in hand, they worked till the dawn of the dead!
Now we are all anxious for the next morning to see what corpses will
do a the dance to Thriller.
Then Michael Jackson molested his monkey while talking to little boys on the phone. We all knew he was a sicko.
