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If life can imitate art,then I was born to be wild
, wilder than Dennis Hopper on a bike.
when a truck came speeding round the corner and ran them all over
with my yellow and red pedal car. I then made a get away by
trains, planes & automobiles. By the end of it I found myself in Hawai, greeted by
Chuck Norris himself! He facekicked me and it hurt like hell! My mom always told me not to mess with cowboys!
