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I'd like to be under the sea, in an octopus's
armpits, in the shade. He'd let us
gently play with his large
hairy growth that protruded out of his nobely right knee. The growth had got pretty bad of late and had started to ooze puss and
my brother-in-law got a bag of tortilla chips and dug in. He said it's better than the clam dip they sell at the supermarket. Frankly, I would rather use the
garden hose!
