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A man walked into a talent agent's office and said we have a new act for you it's a family act. I'm sorry, we don't do family acts anymore. Well, let me explain it. First, me and my wife
take turns shooting at you and your wife, then vice versa, then if anyone is left standing, we start over but we swap wives. Sound fair?
All right. Now what happens next. Well, next, my kids come on and
jump up and down on the bed screaming "wake up!" before
you start sleep-talking about the world's
worst killer ever
