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So I screwed up the last story, screwed up bad. I realized it just as I was hitting the button but I had no control at this point. It was like some force has overtaken me and I couldn't make up my own mind. So I lit a smoke and pondered how I could f - f - f - fuckin' get rid of my tourettes syndrome. Fuckin' Bitch! Fuck! I knew it wouldn't be long before she noticed my left nipple was longer than my right. It was a rare birth defect, but not uncomfortable. When she saw my unusually long nipple she would give it a nip and say, "Do you like that, Twizzler Boy? Well, do ya?" After I stopped crying, I would always answer, stop touching my personal moose knuckle.
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587201153 813590353 hahaha Fri, 28 Dec 07 10:12:45 AM
587201153 840895219 Another Good One! hahahah Fri, 28 Dec 07 11:09:26 AM
587201153 587201153 hehehheehhe Sun, 30 Dec 07 10:49:09 PM
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