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'Would you like a haribo sweetie?' asked a disgraced former pop svengali and dj. The teenage girl looked at his disfigured balloon like gurning face and considered. 'No,' she said, 'but for a tenner you can put your finger up my Belgian's nostril?! inquired the archduke of raspberry-flavoured inconsistencies. "That shall be the last thing I do!" very angry i scream to a blind mirror or to a dark sun under the blanket of winter. This time it caused blindness in his right eye and he fumbled and tripped into something purple and greasy. A mutant spatula nose frog camel leapt through the window and savaged them all to death. The end.
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