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One fellow claimed he'd seen the pig sitting in the rocker on Old Betty's porch, chattering away to her while she stewed up some potions in the kitchen, but everyone discounted that story on account of the fellow who told it was a little too fond of
animal husbandry for my liking.
All the foreign students in the room are blushing. The teenage girl from France starts yelling, "
Freedoom, justice and equality NOW"
But they were'nt equals, and free doom was cheaper by the bin, justice was just another word, for nothing better to do, but stir the shit
again and I'll give you a wedgie so tight you'll be making Pee-wee herman sound like a baritone!
