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With the New Year just around the corner, I feel it's time to make a fresh start:
Wear your underwear inside out. Next,
you'll be hanging thick with the rapping crowd
of screaming children. Takes me back to the time when
people did not use last names. We were all happier then. In those days,
I didn't have to worry about my dentures slipping, lactose intolerance, or clean underwear, since I didn't wear any.
