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Why can I not be a nomenclator in name only? Naming things comes
easily to me. First, I need a course in “Nonchalance” so I can name things properly
. Good for you. No one ever paid me any diction classes, so I speak like i've been born in the Bayou
with an old-time voodoo shaman overseeing the underwater birth,
submersed into the surf, and burst into the universe
from his 1953 Corvette. It's amazing how fast that little
bitch can play on words, like a bird in flight, splat she just hit the wall, slowly sliding down; bear in mind, she was no match for the imcomparable Koala Bear!
