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It had started as an ordinary trek to Machu-Picchu, but
the possible risk of meeting one of the many lame celebrities visiting the site left a bad taste in our mouths. The wonder of Archaeology should be reserved for
people who have no sex life, and they wouldrather be facinated by the minerals capsualted in a rock rather than
Iraq... Ha, ha... I made a joke. No,
That wasn't funny to anyone except me. Why? Because the rest of ya'll ain't as smart as I am. I went to that there Harverd school and got my degree by pretending that I was
deaf, dumb, and blind, but they knew I wasnt when I hiccuped.
