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For this New Year, I've resolved to
taking off the fat on the many slices of bacon i have for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so i can
have my favorite dish of guinea pig flambe. Have you every tried it? It tastes like chicken. Really. Everything unusual tastes like
pudding, but it's stale, and we don't like stale because
that's that old pot. They say it was sprayed with a chemicial that would make anyone who smoked it sick. I'm here to tell you I've been smoking marijuana for years and I've never felt one ill effect of
the water blast.
