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The Master of the plantation was a firm supporter of the Confederate President and had committed to send as much food as he could to the
nearest Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream store for some Cherry Garcia. I didn't think he liked
necrophilia, but whatever, I guess. After all, we didn't need grandpa's body
to get the DNA sample. Good thing, too, as there wasn't alot left of his body after the wood-chipper got ahold of him. It was suspicious how, when questions of his paternity to our Dad were raised, he just up and jumped right into the
water safely. However, he realized that there were
a whole lot of things he didn't understand, in the woods outside his window.
