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She was a behemoth of a girl who could pick up two full-grown pigs, one under each arm, and cart them over to the slaughterhouse without
noticing the 'five' painted on it, an ironic reference to Kurt Vonnegut's first breakthrough novel.
But this is a nonreading generation. If it's black and white
then that means that it's a really old picture, probably
he is bald, with a glass eye, and has hair growing out his ears. Hey, I have all those. And many women think I
am sexy.
