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Once upon a time, in the shithole city of Onyong, lived four crazy girls - Brianne, Ifraah, CJ, and Maggie. They each had their own special talents, which included but was not limited to, puking out window's, drinking cigarette ashes, stealing tambourine
s and marrying a horse. That's your criminal record?
I'm afraid if you want to impress the mafia with how tough you are, you'll have to do better than a traffic violation and a single count of exposing yourself in public; Mafiosi
are everywhere: in the park, at the mall, in the school, in your jeans, and your wife's bra. But we could care less about what
they say, her reputition was no longer at stake, she sold it to the highest bidder for the reformed party
former teetotalling alcoholics who decided they wanted to get drunk again.
