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Spongebob screams, "Look, I have holes in my body! What should I do with them?"
Your in-laws are still there?!
Have you tried spraying them with WD40 and giving them a good whack with a hammer, to see if that'll dislodge them?
Mr. Muscle you're a good man to wake up to!
I also want a decent breakfast to wake up to! proper scrambled eggs cooked through by a proper man! not runny custard, served by a runny custard man! My vision of perfection cannot
be blinded by your perfection of intellect, nor can it be swallowed all, at once. One must work it till it fits.
