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I've run out of resolutions!
I'm only left with the cardboard box they came in! what will I do?
Don't worry, there's plenty to go around, a dime a dozen; resolutions come and go
but the weight remains, only the reality of a calorie controlled boring diet and regular boring exercise can repair my
last year's resolutions instead
nobody will notice anyway! ... now where was I? how about a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.
