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I decided to make some New Year's resolutions. Among them, I decided I need to
see for myself. So I headed down to the mall and straight for the food court where I knew they would be. Sure enough there they were, my saggy, hairy swollen nippled cousin, Amanda and Evil Bucky holding hands under the table. I have only been this angry
on a couple of occassions. And for both of those I was sitting on the toilet. This is a whole new angry ball of
anger. Anger management seminars had been recommended, but
I feel a more hands-on approach would be prudent. So, put your hands on my
cheeks and warm me up a bit.
