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The school was in the middle of a cornfield. Miles of farmground separated it from any sort of civilization.
They were large, almost portly, women -- with eyes of fire and bellies of stone.
Curious creatures. Nobody quite understood them and none has captured them on film. Their shy nature was perhaps their biggest weakness aside from their
flatulence and acne. And the curse of
several large, hairy moles spread across the upper lip made kissing a frightening experience even for a blind person. Though something good has to be said about
Mormons.
