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I've got the biggest apple here he said the judge who replyed
"Just because i wear this wig gives you no right to call me a girly-man to my face!!!" Enraged by this whole event the Judge launched his gavel at
the cackling prostitute which then ricocheted off of her cheap, heavy caking of Mary-Kay products, which surprisingly acted like a shield possibly due to the infusion of radio-active isotopes and chewing gum, and proceeded to impact into the prosecutor's
skull sending brain matter scattering over the courtroom. A member of the jury screamed and everyone pointed at
The horrific scene that was unfolding. A quick thinking individual began ushering people away from the scene asking bystanders to take the children away so they would not be traumatized for life.
So they ended up eating asparagus and spoiled milk for the rest of their lives. =)
