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Ha! Ha! Let's make fun of
of life as we know it!
Or, as we don't know it. Because, all I really know about life is
how the aristocrats took my virginity during one of their shows and how I have no recollection of the
night but I know that it happened because I've got a nasty sore and my wallet is missing.
So get out there and find the fucking bastard or I'll be forced to end this story poorly!
