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Isaac Newton regularly conducted experiments on himself. Being particularly interested in colour, he would regularly insert objects between his eyelid and the bone, then run them to the back of the socket in order to alter the shape of his eye and thus pr
oved he was worthy of martyrdom. Only one step remained,
to try and synthesise the effects of all this indecent experimentation and then market the drugs to
old age pensioners; who knows, some may be able to supplement their pension by selling the drugs onto the glitterati wishing to waste their lives away
being spoiled rotten brats. We will make them crawl on their knees and beg for
a lashing, from Jeremy, he can make you cry, and make you smile, he's the guitar man.
