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I remember it was the first day of spring when the aliens first contacted me.
I then ran to the National Enquirer and demanded $85K for the sordid details on my first anal probe. The aliens were enraged
in a battle of wits borrowed from their allies
and tactics borrowed from a snake
named Viper from the Nebulum
Arthis Artisuris, named after the 4th galactic monarch, His Lordship Artisuris Arthis III. It was in this way that the people of earth can still remember.
